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No, I'm not done yet. Next: Part 3, coming soon to an LJ near you!
Oh Jesus, you just about killed me with the Master's Degree line.You need to talk to the 'Tarts about doing this as a regular feature. This has been brill.
Aww! Thank you! But having been a Tart (and knowing the demands of the job) I'm pretty sure I couldn't keep this up all the time. As fun as this has been, it's cut into my work day quite a bit.PS, the Walnut line is the one that gets me. That one was courtesy of my husband. XD
I want to know what exactly was "sutle" about that one picture that made it sexy. Here I thought it was the massive boob shot and the bikini :DComic rule to women - Never give them practical shoes and never give them clothes that are anything more then something you'd see in a victoria's secret catalogue!
"Sex appeal can be found in almost every aspect of life". Not my life, it can't, Michael you bastard.I don't know how much I believe that he doesn't want anybody's um, "piece" to be too over the top or "stiff". coughWhat's a great body without a pretty face? Um...a decapitated corpse? OMG TEH SEXAY!"...with her neck exposed, which is very sexy to me". Because I wear too much black eyeliner and like to fantasise that I am a vampire.As we move from "average normal man" to "ultra muscle man", I wish I could ignore that the nutsack gets steadily bigger, but I can't. My understanding of the effects of this degree of steroid abuse is that it should be the opposite. Not very funny, but maybe worth pointing out that ultra muscle man might just be overcompensating for something.You am de best. Moving on to part three...
I wish I could ignore that the nutsack gets steadily bigger, but I can't. My understanding of the effects of this degree of steroid abuse is that it should be the oppositeYou've just broken me
I'm getting that a lot lately. For what it's worth, your wasp, jeans and cowboy boots incident had a similar effect ;)
yaheyy for internet induced breakage ;)